Post by wanderingmagus on May 14, 2014 18:07:41 GMT
The Wanderer sighed as I/We/He/She/It/They/Magus looked out over the parallel dimension, this reality. So peaceful, so quiet. But all that was about to change.
The Magus was Omnipresent, Omnipotent, Omniscient, All-Powerful in every sense of the term, a Sue to end all Sues, the One Above All. The Wanderer hesitated, then spoke.
"I declare this realm an ARENA. ANY may enter. Here are the Rules. If any of these Rules are broken, the one who broke the Rule shall be Erased."
Rules:
No sexual scenes. Fade to black if necessary.
No excessively gory depictions of violence. If you ripped off someone's arm, we don't need to hear every detail.
No real-world swears. Use pony swears.
No attacking the player.
No threatening the player.
No real-world politics or religions PLEASE unless simply as a new form of "power" or race, like signing up as a Seraphim or something.
No bashing the player's race.
No bashing the player's gender.
No bashing the player's religion.
No bashing the player at all.
No font sizes bigger than 14.
Please refrain from ALL CAPS posts.
Please write AT LEAST one complete sentence per post, and not just "he follows".
No links to mature sites.
No pictures, they take up way too much space.
I can and will change this list of rules if people try to make loopholes.
Let the garbage-storm begin.
