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Post by Bane Emural on Jan 31, 2014 10:26:54 GMT
Alright, this is a simple game. All you have to do is become King of the Hill. There is a large Hill in the middle of the forest, with a mountain a few miles away and a lake right next to the Hill.
Rules:
1. You have to become King of the Hill in each posts you make, unless you are making an alliance.
2. Respect and Follow the rules, which means no gore.
3. You cannot say that you are King of the Hill automatically without making an actual attempt.
4. You cannot have another hill to use for King of the Hill, there is only one Hill to rule them all.
5. Have fun and go wild.
*Walks up to the Hill*
I am King of the Hill.
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Post by Clockwork on Jan 31, 2014 11:02:27 GMT
Clockwork: *pokes his head over the other side, glaring at Bane* I beg your pardon? Are you contesting MY status as King of the Hill? *Clockwork stabs a flag into the top, his heraldry of two interlocking gears flapping in the breeze* I alone hold the rights to be King of this Hill! Now leave before I force my hand to more drastic methods of removal!
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Post by Wavelength on Jan 31, 2014 20:25:15 GMT
Wavelength trotted up behind Clockwork and casually shoved him forward into Bane, causing both to knock each other over. "Now I'm king of the hill!" he said smugly, not paying any attention to the fact that both Clockwork and Bane were unharmed and probably none too happy with him.
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Post by Bane Emural on Jan 31, 2014 22:46:59 GMT
"How dare you compare me to that old blockhead of a pony!!" Cpt KrAzY gets up and takes out his Gravity Hammer. He runs up to Wavelength saying, "FOOOOORRRR!!!" He launches Wavelength to the lake. "Now that is what I call golf. Hehehehehe Hahahahahha!!! I am King of the Hill!"
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Post by Clockwork on Jan 31, 2014 23:15:38 GMT
Clockwork: BEHOLD, MERE MORTALS...! MY ULTIMATE POWER!  *Bane pops from existence* NOW I AM KING OF THE HILL! |
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Post by Wavelength on Jan 31, 2014 23:26:07 GMT
The time paradox somehow ended up with space pulling Wavelength out of existence in the lake and dumping him out over the hill, right on top of Clockwork, knocking him over. Wavelength raised a hoof lazily in victory, not feeling particularly great after that unpleasant warp but nonetheless being victorious. "King... of the hill," he groaned, before putting the hoof down behind his head. With that, he took a nap on the muffled mechanical emperor.
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Post by Bane Emural on Jan 31, 2014 23:31:42 GMT
Krazy, still standing on the Hill, hears Bane respawning somewhere in the world. He looks at the two. "And still no attempt to dethrown me, how pitiful." He plants a PB walks a little bit away from the two. The PB (Push Bomb) explodes, sending the two into the lake. He walks back to the Hill and takes out his Gravity Hammer. "Next time, don't mistake me for that old pony. I'm Cpt Krazy, The King of the Hill!"
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Post by Clockwork on Feb 1, 2014 23:27:11 GMT
*A portal appears beside Krazy, out steps Clockwork*
Greetings from the future to you in the past! BYE.
*Stands aside from the portal as a boxing glove on a spring sends Krazy into the lower atmosphere*
Once again, I retake my title!
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Post by Bane Emural on Feb 2, 2014 1:07:36 GMT
Krazy plummets towards Clockwork, and smashes into him, burying Clockwork 5 feet underground. He gets up, dizzy. "I... am King... of the Hill!"
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Post by Moonbacon on Feb 2, 2014 1:19:54 GMT
Moonlight flies up to the hill and kicks bane in the face "I AM QUEEN OF THE HILL"
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Post by wanderingmagus on Feb 2, 2014 2:52:27 GMT
A pillar of light came down from the high heavens as trumpets sounded and a roar like rushing waters heralded the coming of the Wanderer, whose perfect, holy feet touched down upon the hill, the shockwave tossing all other contenders off. "I am now King of the Hill," his perfect, wondrous voice said in a tone so sweet the birds hushed their singing and the flowers bowed in awe and reverence. (lulz)
He then steps off and lets the game continue xD
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Post by Wavelength on Feb 2, 2014 3:07:54 GMT
Wavelength, who had woken up from his nap in the lake to gaze at the stunning sight, suddenly came to the realization that the world was back to its normal old self... and the hill was now unoccupied. Inspired by what he'd just seen, he seized the opportunity and bravely pushed his way past both rock and tree to reach the top of the hill once more. Once there, with beaming smile and high spirits, he cried, "This hill shall once again have a King! All who reside upon it shall never go hungry again!"
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Post by Bane Emural on Feb 2, 2014 18:46:31 GMT
"FFOOOOOORRR!!" Out of nowhere, Krazy launches Wavelength into a Mountain. "Shoot, I messed up. Oh well, I am King of the Hill."
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Post by Clockwork on Feb 2, 2014 19:13:52 GMT
An arm bursts from the ground, grabbing Krazy by the leg before spinning him like a propeller, the momentum generated allowing Krazy to wubwubwub into the lake. Clockwork emerges from the ground.
"I think not peasant! Now I am King of the Hill!"
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Post by Moonbacon on Feb 2, 2014 19:17:43 GMT
"hey i'm queen of the hill robot" she then flew on top of the hill and then kicked clockwork off the hill.
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